1. So apparently my cat died and nobody told me

     
  2. Monkey gets a wig. #beard #beardwig #ilovethisdogandbeard

     
  3. #leavemealone #dog #iguessilovehim

     

  4. I’m a dude and I fake orgasims so I can go to sleep

     
  5. Happy birthday, me. #owengreenwood #beard #birthday

     
  6. #yep #thisgirl #beard #nofilter

     
  7. Monkey’s first trip to hafer park. Took 3 shits. Didn’t give a shit about the ducks #monkeyhall #beard #doglove #cuddlepuddle #wheresmiller? @lisased

     
  8. #tbt monkey. #chiweenie #monkeyhall

     
  9. Time for another long night. #nightshift #beards #coolsafetyshades

     
  10. ..and this job is complete. … heading home early. #oilfield #timefordaysoff

     
  11. People think I’m weird because I eat my tomatoes like an apple. #hatersgonnahate #tomato

     
  12. Monkey fears nothing. #chiweenie #doberman #doglove

     
  13. Monkeys giant doppelganger

     
  14. I think he is really Canadian. #toosweet

     
  15. I should be napping. #oilfield #imtheonlypersonawake